Friday, 21 June 2013

World War Web


NOW, that rating is a little ironic isn't it?

What I'm trying to say is, this blog post is about the not so appealing immaturity of some users of the internet(social media in particular) but this is intended for mature readers who has a better understanding of the internet as a useful means to communicate and share thoughts and ideas.

well because there are lot of global events that occurred recently (NBA 2013 finals the most recent) the social media now, has become a war zone.

And there are different types of keyboard warriors that excel in their own abilities on how are they gonna draw their sword of ideas, shoot the bullet of words and launch the missile of swear, curse, cuss, whatever you call that sh*t (lol, a pun) in the social media warzone by way of tweets, Facebook statuses and Youtube comments.

Now, those three websites have their own versions of "comment war" (tweet war in twitter's case) and I will TRY to sort out the types of internet tough guys I noticed (and I think some have noticed it too) in those social networks.

The Assassin


This netizen is the type of internet tough guy that targets a particular individual in a flood of comments.

This one takes his time observing all those battling about who's point is correct. This guy understands that there are those he can't outsmart which he'll choose not to engage and there are those who are stupid enough to make themselves vulnerable to his attack.

He usually mentions that person's name and when he sees the opportunity he'll launch his attack (of words) and play one on one against the stupid one and because he did surveillance, he knows how and where to hit his target (with words of course), which will result into him prevailing over the latter.

The Spartan


The head on attacker, the reckless one, the toughest (because he doesn't care about the others' opinion, and he always thinks he is correct) and when he fix his eyes on you prepare yourself for a loooooooong thread.

Whether this guy is right or wrong, he will stand by his belief, that you are a stupid moron and has absolutely no idea, what the hell you're talking about.

He's gonna kick you in the arse if he had the chance to. This one is the type of comment warrior that uses the foulest of words, the most hurting insults and usually starts his comments with the words (You are such a stupid fool).

This is an internet tough guy who doesn't really care about what people think, he's always has that attitude of he's always gonna win and he's gonna do it in a sort of violent fashion (over the internet of course).

The Gangsta


Sup yo' y'all ain't got nuthin', tis' da s*** right here!

Yeah, I'm not as "gangsta" as you get, and that was a poor attempt to be one, anyway this keyboard warrior instead of using guns, he uses words of the gangsta dialect (you can google some terms if you want to).

They are quite similar to the spartans however, these net warriors uses their own language, the gangsta language, ya dig? (okay another poor attempt) and they tend to get off topic and talk about themselves and just go on and insult, curse and talk about how they are the better men and how are they above y'all (that would be my last attempt). Overall, these guys are like the spartans, but with a different dialect.



I personally don't engage with this type of keyboard warrior because there's absolutely no chance that the conversation will end well.

The Politician

Unlike the previous two, this one actually is the kind of internet tough guy that uses proper words, the one that uses facts, statistics, etc. and this guy actually recognizes one's opinion but since this is about comment wars I'll focus on the methods how he engage with another netizen.

He can be a man of peace, or a man of war either way, this particular keyboard warrior usually gets people agree with him because he really does make sense.

As a man of peace, he attempts to unify the netizens by diplomatic ideas like "respecting someone's opinion" or "people are great in their own way", he keeps his words neutral and usually his comments are intended to all active users in the thread, he is the diplomat and he can win the netizen's hearts that can end a long argument.


As a man of war, he chooses one side (the right side most of the time) and uses actual facts and events that occurred which usually serves as the fatal blow to end a long thread of comment war, he is the general in which his soldiers will follow his lead and back his words that are agreeable.

The politician usually has the longest comment or maximizes the use of the 140 character limit of twitter.

The Escape artist

The masters of social media escapology. 

Once they lost an argument, they vanish, they will not respond to a thread anymore and that will serve as the end of the comment wars.

Or maybe not.




Some of these guys don't lay down their weapon of words easily, just when you think the comment war is over another status or tweet will just pop up somewhere else, this happens in twitter most of the time and the escape artist will turn into twitter soldier.


most of the time twitter is their escape route because they are more exposed in facebook and most people in the comment war zone they were in are strangers, almost 90 percent of them are not their Twitter followers (and it has a 140 character limit so it's not a good idea to start an argument over it). 

Some must have ran out of words to say, or some might chose not to engage, either way this is a working of a social media escape artist.

CONCLUSION

The social media serves as a tool to connect and to make friends but unfortunately, it's turning into a war zone.

Sharing one's opinion is not really a bad thing and some will say "I have a right to say what I want to say because we are in a free country" but we have to be wise and think of words that we're going to say and at least come up with an intelligent or creative way to share our thoughts because truth is, a lot of people use the social media irresponsibly.

We have to keep in mind that in the internet, we are totally exposed (unless you change your privacy settings) and anything we say can be used against us so, don't be stupid.

(I want to thank my friend Mark Daquiz for lending me his photo for the politician), haha follow him at https://twitter.com/djmarkd09)














Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Sups to the rescue! (Warning: Spoilers, you have been warned)

Look! up in the sky!

It's a bird!

no it's sups and he's hitting the theaters once again!

after seven years, he comes back to the big screen and finally realized that he should wear the briefs first before the skin tight blue suit.

I think Henry Cavill did a solid performance as the man of steel (no offense Brandon Routh), it was a good reboot, but others complain that the film was too 'serious' and quite lost some of the superhero element in it well, Nolan was involved so expect it to be a little dark.




I am no film critic nor a superman expert so I won't argue with an expert with more film terminologies than I do but finally, the DC side can start something and match the Marvel peeps, exposure-wise.

the last epic DC flick was of course the final installment of the Dark knight trilogy which sort of boosted Batman's popularity as Nolan's film, in all honesty could have outgrossed the Avengers' but nevertheless, both films were awesome.

Now.

What I mean about Sups being to the rescue is that, his Man of steel can kick start things for a DC cinematic universe which I think they did, because Marvel to be honest is kicking DC's a** right now in the theaters (except for the dark knight trilogy of course, and probably MoS) with that cinematic universe of their own. 

If you were quite observant while watching then you should have noticed a couple of easter eggs in the film (see http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/man-of-steel-easter-eggs/) and what had really got into my attention (well, if this is what I think it is as others did) is Bruce Wayne's "existence" in the film.

Yep that's right, Batman was in the film. (or his presence at least)

All of you who only paid attention to Sups uber-muscled physique, during the climatic battle between Clark and General Zod in which they obviously wrecked almost the entire city of Metropolis aside from that random tanker with LexCorp in it (Lex Luthor yo) the throwdown tossed the two Kryptonians into space and crashed into a man made satellite with a familiar logo in it.

Let me show you a visual aid


yep, that's right, ladies and gentlemen, Bruce Wayne was just around but we're unsure if it is the Christian Bale Bruce Wayne (I do hope so) nevertheless, Batman does exist in Man of steel and we definitely haven't seen the last of him in the Dark Knight rises, and what's exciting about this is the fact that this is an entirely different setting which was in Metropolis and Smallville while Wayne is from Gotham, and they won't really trouble themselves just to throw in Gotham into the plot. Overall, this was really a clever inclusion 

Unlike Marvel, who has the habit of teasing audience after credits, (well, actually I thought Snyder's gonna do the same in man of steel but I just wasted 10 mins) that scene with the Wayne enterprises logo might actually start speculations from fans that DC is planning a crossover in the future and I think Man of steel started it, who knows, we might actually see Justice League in a few years.



Before we get excited, we have to understand that there's still a lot of work to do, it took Marvel 4 years to gather the Avengers, we have yet to see the other members of the JL hit the big screen because there's a little chance it will look good if they try to jump straight into the crossover superhero movie.

I really do hope that Bale consider another Batman appearance and I doubt that the Green Lantern movie had anything to do in the DC cinematic universe (and Reynolds wants the Deadpool role really bad) but we could expect a reboot of the other JL characters or they can just include some of the characters in any DC superhero film that is part of the JL (like what Marvel did with Hawkeye and Black Widow) or if Nolan comes up with another epic inclusion of the cape crusader then I have absolutely no problem with it because Bale's Batman is just too awesome.



These are just my thoughts, and I guess I'll just have to wait what DC will come up with.

Nice car eh?












Tuesday, 18 June 2013

5 reasons why people hate LeBron James


MUST BE THE HAIRLINE

Heh. nope, but with all that money he could have fixed that problem of his.


Although...


there are other important problems that he's facing right now than his hairline, winning game 6, the spurs defensive schemes (Pop is a Genius) and the pressure of being eliminated and be ranked as second again against the very same team that swept him back in '07 in which his haters will once again rejoice and celebrate as another setback in the King's career occurs, however, the last part isn't really a problem for the King, he do loves his haters as a matter of fact...













yes, that's him sharing his love for all wanna be haters(and some old dude in ESPN) giving them one day of fame and most of them are the so called "internet tough guys" using the blue bird to demonstrate their badassery to LeBron and his fans unleashing the beast in them, argument after argument. (though it's kinda entertaining at times)


So FINALLY! (The Rock voice) 


you guys got my attention and had me into my laptop and type in this list of reasons why people hate the King (it's really in the finals or when heat are losing where they all swarm the social freaking media) 

before you continue reading I am open to any comments and suggestions, however, I only accept constructive criticisms(not that I can really stop you from unintelligently doing so). This is an open minded list from my own perspective so if you're about to disagree and swear or type in the most hurting insults you can think of in this blog stop scrolling right now and make your own sh*t.

let us proceed. 

5. Because everybody hates LeBron



Influence. 

This goes for all the "NBA followers" who seasonally(ironic) get active during the playoffs, or as I call them the "overnight experts". When your best bud hate LeBron, he'd definitely hate him too, "we're bestfriends we stand together" (how sweet), when I ask a kid why he hates LeBron he'll reply "because big brother hates LeBron", simple as that, people see all over the world how the hatred towards LeBron James is growing and as a peer effect, they'll hate on him too. Some might just wanted to join the fray of the hate bandwagon, some just might wanna get along with the popular group(again, the hate bandwagon led by some old dude in ESPN) and some just might wanna get a girl in bed(which is a member of a hate bandwagon) although in pick up, teasing is highly recommended so you can use that LeBron hate of hers to your advantage *wink

4. He is a threat to your favorite player



a threat to your Melo

a threat to your D Rose

a threat to your KD

and of course a threat to your Kobe Bryant (and MJ occasionally)

now before you go apesh*t and start a Jacob is better than Edward type of argument let me clear it out that I didn't say LeBron is better than your Idol, I've wrote it clearly that he is a threat as your idol is a threat to LeBron James.

Again, some fanatics just watch the game for the sake of seeing their favorite team and their idol win the game and when their team loses they hate the man who was the reason why their team lost the game, on some occasions, that hated guy is none other than LeBron James, and right know, there's no question that he is dominating the league right now (need to do that in the finals brah) they will eventually hate him, say bad things about him and definitely disrespect him and his game, 

and oh, don't give me that "heat-fans-does-that-too!" look, not all heat fans do that, some love to see LeBron go toe to toe with some of the best players in the NBA and respect everybody's game(I personally love seeing him go against Kobe) and in case you were not paying attention this blog is about LeBron James so STFU.

3. Media attention


now this is on him and his agent but the guy knows how to market himself, he  knows how to make connections, he was able to befriend influential individuals (Warren Buffet anyone?) and this led him to monickers made by sports journalists(King, Chosen 1), endorsements and guestings Nike, McDonalds (the remake of the MJ and Bird ad), Letterman, SNL, etc. this guy is a legit businessman and he didn't went to college (hmmm...) and since, the media show us a lot of LeBron James on TV, people started to think that the media gave him what the other NBA stars deserved. (I have a feeling that someone will insert Paul George into discussion) and the hate goes on which is exactly why I think he gets too much exposure because ticket sales will rise because hopeful haters wants to see LeBron lose, just my two cents.

Another fact is, he got into the land of the great comment warlords, yes, the social media which gives him more exposure as the mighty warriors of the comment war makes him more popular and the hate rebellion army of the Twitter and Facebook kingdom form allegiance to take down the King of south beach. lol.

2. People expected a lot from him


An 18 year old kid from Ohio with the iconic number 23 jersey, drafted first and dropped 25 in his debut against not some mediocre team and everybody went crazy and then the comparisons came, "OH MY GOD HE IS THE NEXT MJ!" "KOBE WHO?" "THE KID CAN PASS! OMG HE'S GOT SOME MAGIC IN HIM!"
one debut game and everybody was crazy about the kid and as years pass, he was getting the attention(see number 3) and came '07 he got swept by the Spurs, couple of years later he wasn't getting in the finals.

This is when criticisms like "he's not clutch", "he'd pass a game winner", "choker" came in and the once excited "fans" had their feelings changed and started to jump on the now popular "anti-LeBron James movement", and that lost against Orlando and Boston during the playoffs in a team less popular before his arrival really solidified the foundation of the anti LBJ cult

which led him into.......

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*i can do this all day lol*

*final drumroll*

*just one more, can't help it lol*

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*tired yet?*

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*okay I'll stop haha*

1. The Decision



Hi Cleveland fans.

The infamous interview, the 1 hour ESPN special in which the whole world "witnessed" the formation of a dynasty (as the fans would say) and for the haters, betrayal, a form of quitting, a spit in the face (and yes I am quoting Carlito) to the city of Cleveland, whatever. The ugly thing here is that it was televised and that wasn't actually a good move by LeBron or his sports agent perhaps, although he was a free agent and this signing didn't violate any laws however, the handling of this signing is one of the big reasons why more hate is generated towards LeBron than usual and led to Miami Heat being labeled as the most scrutinized team in the NBA and him representing the villainous image of it.




now the Miami Heat are in the brink of being eliminated, the haters love their chances of seeing LeBron fail once again. I am a LeBron fan and I'm not trying to convince anyone to love LeBron, this is just my thoughts and observations as I entertain myself by reading all the comment wars in the social media warzone, all the trash talking and the formation of the united nations team (Celtic, nation, Bulls nation, Laker nation, Pacer Nation, Knicks nation) embodied by the San Antonio Spurs. 

I think it's quite unfair to a guy who's 28 and still has something to prove to be compared to someone that has already cemented his legacy in the league, people forget that 28 is still young in the NBA, there's still a lot of room for him to improve but yeah, he's gotta start now.

I am no sports journalist

I am no expert 

I do talk trash at times but I make sure the SERIES is won, not just one game

and when it gets offensive it's either I'm talking to a close friend or my best friend 

I'd love to see another ring for the King

but I give credit to all those teams that made it hard for the Heat

and I appreciate the game of basketball.